After eating nachos, beans and cheese one day I felt a little gassy but decided to go for a quick swim. I was swimming and playing around when I felt a fart go loose. So many people were swimming around me that I thought nobody had seen a bubble surface. It wasnt until a few minutes later that I realized that people were leaving my area and throwing disgusted looks at me. When I turned around I saw a trail of crap behind me.
I soon realized that my fart had not been entirely composed of gas.
OMG!!! I am in tears laughing Jabba! Mine is not that bad but in gym class we used to have to do sit ups with a partner well a friend was holding my feet and when I went to do my situps I let one rip, we could not stop laughing.
Jabba that must have been so embarassing. I will dare to say at this point that your story will top everyone here. I don't really remember having a embarassing fart story to tell, sorry!
It happend on one of my travels..It's China and I was just testing out all of these ethnic foods..After a few hours I realized horrible internal combustion problems occurring! I needed to get to the hotel right away! So I get on this bus find myself a seat on the back..More people were getting in and the bus was FULL! I couldn't control my tummy!!! and the bus doesn't seem to be moving at all!! I kept cursing the driver in my mind! I thought one tiny FART can't hurt..Well it was a big one!! Every single person was looking at me..and there was this foul smell coming from my end!! The worse had happend! I was actually kicked out of the bus! Horrible.....Omg! I think I'm gonna go kill myself!
Wow you guys thats funny, horrible and disgusting at the same time, lol. And jabba that was by far the most hilarious story that I have ever read, thank you for making me laugh!
Well I really don't have a good story about myself but I have one about my husband. We were walking out of the Texas Roadhouse the other day and he farted and crapped his pants, he had to ride all the way home with crap in his pants.
Man if your husband knew that you were out here airing his dirty laundry he would kill you! I have to say though that you did make me laugh pretty hard! Thanks!
The only embarassing fart story that I can remember comes from my days of high school. I am sure all of you have been in the gym when this happens. I was holding a friends feet while she was doing sit-ups and she let one rip, everyone heard it and we both could not stop laughing for the rest of the class.
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