if you do not try the stuffed mushrooms with a little side order of boombatz sandwich your asleep at the wheel

How in the shit do I find a menu for Eastside Mario's. They have the worst web site in the world. Idiots!!!!!

The previous reviews are accurate in descriptio. I will be taking my friend there tommorow as a surprise. And getting to go to ESM is DEFINETELY a surprise for anyone. There are also sandwich entrees. Chicken Tetrazini is my #1 Favorite. Spinach Lasagna is also a tops for me. The stuffed mushrooms couldn't be any better. If you go on a special occasion(birthday, anniversary)then let them know and you will get a dessert and a free picture with a movie star cardboard cutout. I usually take one with the person I'm there with for the memories.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY WEDDING!
I had Eastside Mario's cater my wedding because the food is that good! The bread is the best. It's served hot with garlic and butter melted on top...yum! My favorite dish is the spinach lasagna it comes with three or four different cheeses. The Italian wedding soup, cesar salad, raspberry margaritas, and B-52's are some of my other faves, but I haven't had anything there that I don't like. You'll be pleasantly surprised when you see how much food you get for such an increadibly low price. Oh yeah, soup, bread, and salad are unlimited. Dang, I can't wait to go again.
Recommended: Spinach lasagna, Italian Wedding Soup, Cesar salad, Chicken Tetrazzini, Veal Parmaseana, calamari, and the STUFFED MUSHROOMS are the best!
Food: 10
Service: 10
Ambiance: 10
Overall: 10

My constant craving
The food at Eastside Mario's is incredibly delicious and definitely worth taking the time and trying. Get there early 'cuz it's a popular place. There's a bar with TVs where you can eat and watch the game with your buds, or you can sit on the restaurant side and have a romantic dinner with a loved one. Make sure you look up! The place is decorated to look like you're sitting outside in an Italian neighborhood. If you're lucky, you'll sit under lingerie still drying on a line from its previous wash. Visit Mario's just for the bread. It comes to you hot and fresh when seated. It's got just the right amount of garlic plus still melting butter on top. The Caesar salad is fantastic. My fave dish is one I always share with my honey. I can't recall the name of the dish (I think it's something like Papa's Trio), but it's got your classic Fetuccini Alfredo, Chicken Parmigiana (which I'm constantly craving) and your choice of meat or spinach lasagna. Go with the spinach. It is heavenly. (I wasn't fond of it the first time I had it, but now it is an absolute must.) The amount of food on your plate is definitely enough to share. But have two separate dishes and share those if you'd like. The more food, the better, I say. And a nice touch are the names you're given when waiting for a table. It's not your name they call, instead you're assigned the name of someone famous. It's very charming. And the service is fantastic. Go there! You will not regret it! I'm sure you will go back as repeatedly as I do(at least once a month, more now that the semester has ended!).
Recommended: Papa's Trio (Chicken Parmigiana, Fetuccini Alfredo and Lasagna-try the spinach lasagna!
Food: 10
Service: 10
Ambiance: 10
Overall: 10
- My constant craving